Mother's Day

We are on day 7 of potty training. I don't think there is anything more disgusting than washing out panties in the toilet that have been pooped in. Moms have a special love for their children, or why else would we do it? I just have to keep thinking about the Jeff Foxworthy bit where he is talking about moms and says "Moms will clean up anything...Moms clean up things that would gag the roto-rooter man...Sewer can be spewing everywhere and mom's is in there cleaning up and singing 'I'm singing in the rain'". I'd better get dang good Mother's Days gifts after this!